You know, I spend a while writing my prose pieces, at least an hour each on average. "I Wanna Be a Pirate", my worst piece in my opinion, has been out for two months this Wednesday, and has the most views of any piece I've written: twenty nine. And yet, my first visual piece, which has been out for six days, has 281 views as of five minutes ago, and I spent fifteen minutes tops actually making the thing. BAH!

To continue a trend prevalent in most of my works online, I will include a joke in this otherwise bitchy passage:

Never kill strippers, even though they may be dead on the inside.

TOODLES.